I have to reboot this today!
The Best Team
This will help you write good.
Apparently the strip clubs in Corpus won’t let you in without a guy in your group and it’s like come on, Corpus, I just want to see some boobies.
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
humoristics: The best dog gifs ever
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
I kinda wanna be in a gang but only like once and not even a real gang maybe one of those corny gangs that snap in sync and have choreographed dance movies
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
ting ting ting tingtingtingtingTINGTINGTINGTINGTINGTING
Beethoven did this too, and he was a genius.
beethoven was not a cat
Yes he was
We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.
me n u
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