22 year old Navy veteran with a misplaced feeling of grandeur. I love suits and fancy things. I teach kids gymnastics and how to swim for a living, and love it. Legalize gay, and as always; party hard.
if you’re a s t r o n g f e m a l e you don’t need permission
What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon
"you’re not asian! you’re indian/pakistani/bengali/other"
bruh does the asian map look like this to you:
Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
the only thing that’s changed since then is the quality of photos
reblogging for comment
It looks SO UPSET lmao
its face when they pull it out. omfg
when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
I legitimately can’t tell the difference
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